"McMike" (mcmike)
11/16/2020 at 09:47 • Filed to: Mustang, fiveminutephotoshop | 52 | 42 |
A simple, easy to use rating system for all your Monday morning responses to the weekend’s Cars&Coffee Mustang Videos.
1/5 Mustangs:
When the Mustang gets wheelspin while leaving the parking lot.
Threat level - LOW
2/5 Mustangs:
If the wheelspin of the Mustang causes the driver to lose control of the car. Could be as simple as a tank slapper, coming to a stop sideways in the road, or a spin.
Threat level: MODERATELY LOW
3/5 Mustangs:
If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure)
Threat level: MODERATE
4/5 Mustangs
: When the out of control Mustang makes contact with another motor vehicle (moving or stationary)
Threat level:
High
5/5 Mustangs
: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians.
Threat level: Run for your life.
*These are just a guideline. Any Threat Level of Mustang executed in a spectacular fashion can raise the score.
Ike
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:43 | 1 |
This is perfect great work
Jcarr
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:44 | 2 |
Missed opportunity. Should be called “Threat Level Mustang”
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:45 | 1 |
So this newest one is a 3.
McMike
> Jcarr
10/03/2016 at 17:46 | 0 |
Like that?
Jcarr
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:47 | 0 |
Did you edit or did I just completely miss it?
McMike
> Jcarr
10/03/2016 at 17:49 | 1 |
I liked your idea. Changed the title.
vicali
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:49 | 2 |
no crubs or fents?
Jcarr
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:50 | 0 |
Coulda told me it was there all along and I would have believed you. Too much Monday.
Wacko
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 17:57 | 1 |
Mustangs start with a 2/5 threat.
Mustangs have always attracted this crowd, only now, everyone has cameras on their phones to catch them in the act.
McMike
> Jcarr
10/03/2016 at 18:00 | 1 |
Check it again.
McMike
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/03/2016 at 18:01 | 0 |
Correct. Could have been worse, but at the end of the day it was just Mustang damage
S65
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 18:03 | 1 |
Damnit, why didn’t I think of this. but you did it better than I could’ve. I’ll give you that.
Berang
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 18:06 | 4 |
What if an out of control mustang hits another out of control mustang?
McMike
> vicali
10/03/2016 at 18:07 | 2 |
Don’t forget the burshes
McMike
> S65
10/03/2016 at 18:08 | 2 |
I feel the same way. I’ve been making these scale-of-five scoring PNGs for months... I can’t believe I didn’t do it before now.
McMike
> Berang
10/03/2016 at 18:10 | 8 |
That’s Mustang on Mustang crime. As a non-Mustang owner, I am not qualified to have an opinion. Unless Mustang owners speak up, I’m sticking to the 4/5.
crowmolly
> Berang
10/03/2016 at 18:12 | 3 |
They end up in Narnia
Berang
> crowmolly
10/03/2016 at 18:15 | 0 |
... or carnia?
nermal
> McMike
10/03/2016 at 18:48 | 0 |
Well done. This is great.
ocbrad1 used to be iamhoff but is now just wandering around
> Berang
10/03/2016 at 19:33 | 0 |
Stangception?
Needmoargarage
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 09:24 | 3 |
I’ve been driving a Mustang for 8 years now and haven’t reached threat level 2. Is something wrong with my car? Is it time to cut and run?
McMike
> Needmoargarage
10/04/2016 at 09:38 | 24 |
5/5 is not a goal.
PS9
> Berang
10/04/2016 at 11:13 | 6 |
A Mustangularity will form, sucking in every Cars and Coffee patron and compressing their mass to something no smaller than an electron.
RX
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 11:15 | 1 |
Mustang forums members should display lifetime cumulative points and personal high score next to their user names.
mcseanerson
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 11:17 | 1 |
Your Mustang crashes so hard it enters another car crash meme: Threat Level Midnight
McMike
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 12:34 | 9 |
Yes. those are injured spectators in the 4th and 5th tile.
Mustang owners, please keep it under “3.” No one wants to see the 4th and 5th tile.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> Berang
10/04/2016 at 12:58 | 3 |
They cancel each other out and lower the threat level to a 1. Equal and opposite reaction balances out the threat.
V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
> Needmoargarage
10/04/2016 at 13:18 | 1 |
It means you’re not a dumbass....
V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!
> Berang
10/04/2016 at 13:20 | 0 |
A black hole is created.
Justin Hughes
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 14:39 | 1 |
Fortunately, I’ve only ever achieved 2/5.
And that was on a closed rally stage, so I’m not even sure if it counts.
Hot Takes Salesman
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 14:42 | 25 |
Never go full Mustang.
McMike
> Hot Takes Salesman
10/04/2016 at 14:54 | 44 |
Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else. That ain’t Full Mustang.
You went full Mustang, man. Never go full Mustang. You don’t buy that? Ask the GT500 owner from Annapolis, 2015, Drove into pedestrians on the sidewalk. Remember? Went full Mustang, went home empty handed...
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 15:22 | 7 |
Hot Takes Salesman
> McMike
10/04/2016 at 17:24 | 1 |
I think that’s the best reply I’ve ever gotten on Oppo.
Aldairion
> Justin Hughes
10/04/2016 at 17:35 | 1 |
You get a pass; this is a thing of beauty. This scale only applies to Mustangs out in public.
SkyNet
> McMike
10/05/2016 at 15:03 | 1 |
I don’t understand how this didn’t win every internet award possible.
Tazio, Count Fouroff
> McMike
12/13/2016 at 10:39 | 1 |
This reply is freakin hilarious
5 Mustangs up!
McMike
> Tazio, Count Fouroff
12/13/2016 at 11:00 | 3 |
Now that I read it again, I realize now that it’s TWO out of control mustangs in his rare example.
The score would be 8/10 Mustangs.
LongbowMkII
> McMike
12/13/2016 at 11:01 | 2 |
I can’t share this to Jalopnik, but I should.
(yes, two months late, still relevant.)
Spilo
> LongbowMkII
03/17/2018 at 01:26 | 0 |
This was just shared to Jalopnik. Yes, over a year later. Still relevant.
vondon302
> McMike
11/16/2020 at 09:56 | 0 |
Feed me!
Michael
> Needmoargarage
11/16/2020 at 09:59 | 0 |
I’ve had a MR2 and never put it backwards off a cliff or into the woods... yet... Is there something wrong with me?